Chipotle is NOT GOOD FOR YOU

See that 1125 number down there? I tried to cut and paste my nutritional info from the last meal I ate here. Normally I like to keep my food far away from math but I was kinda curious about how many calories are in a vegitarian Chipotle burrito after reading an article about the bozos who are on heavily calorie-restricted diets. Apparently, in a study, lab rats who weren't allowed to eat very much survived like five years longer than fat, happy rats, and therefore some scientists believe starvation must be the fountain of youth.

I know I can't get down with starvation (no Olson Twin) but I'd rather not look like Rosie O'Donnell when I die, so I checked out the calorie content of my Chipotle, which is currently gurgling in my stomach. P.S. I get the veggie Chipotle because then guacamole isn't extra and guac is more important to me than meat. So if I had had meat in my burrito it prolly would have exceeded the daily caloric intake of all the inhabitants of some sub-Saharan countries. Either way, dude, 1125 calories is like more than half of the calories you're supposed to absorb ALL DAY. Just call me Rosie.

Chipotle Nutrition Facts Serving Size: 1 Burrito Amount Per Serving Calories 1125 Calories from Fat 459 % DV* Total Fat 51g Saturated Fat 18.5g Cholesterol 70mg Sodium 2928mg Total Carbohydrate 133g Dietary Fiber 15.5g Sugars 7g Protein 34g Vitamin A 65% Vitamin C 54% Calcium 54% Iron 30%

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