To My Valentine

I love you like a rap kid loves breaks.




I love you like a fat kid loves cake.



I love you like a sneakerhead loves Bapes.



I love you like a superhero loves capes.



I love you like an interior decorator loves drapes.



I love you like an art student loves shapes.



I love you like a wino loves grapes.




I love you like a Walkman loves tapes.




I love you like a pothead loves papes.




I love you like a French chef loves crepes.