Ugly Sweater Party

There exists some impressively ugly knitwear out there, people.
Last Saturday night at Davies Uptown, the Kansas City Roller Warriors held a fundraising party and broke $3 bucks off your entry fee if you came in wearing something as putrid and fantastically passe as the little number pictured above. We witnessed a sweater that had some kind of knit dingleberries hanging off it and the words "VOGUE!" across it in purple. I think it was a cardigan. Bleh. There was actually an ugly sweater contest going on, and the winner was this dude wearing a sweater that looked like panels of stained glass, with sparkly details and more dingleberries, which are perhaps now, endangered, but were at one time prolific sweater-enhancers. Anyway, I don't know what that guy's prize was for having the ugliest sweater, but I hope he won matches and a metal trash can so that he can put it out of its sparkly misery.