WTFIT!?: April 2007

Westport Mushroom Angel

Who does this? We approve.

All Hail the Mighty Ezekiel

This cat can solve America's obesity problems, because it eats fat kids.

We're not worried about Oklahoma's killer bees. Because Zeke EATS BEES.

(I think you see where this is going.)

Tainted cat food? Zeke watched the other household cats keel over from the poison, nudged them and said, "You gonna eat that?"

Zeke almost got run over by a car once. Except the car that hit Zeke required metal detectors to pick up the pieces that were later sold for scrap.

When Zeke coughs up hairballs, they are placed strategically along I-70 and billboards are erected declaring "World's Largest Ball of Twine."

Let's not talk about the litterbox. Kay? Kay.

Feel Sexy One Year Anniversary!

Saturday night was the one year anniversary of our favorite monthly activity, Miles Bonny's Feel Sexy night at the Hangout (didja get that from the title of this post??). Miles was a little eager on account of having DJ'd for the cosmetics counter of Nordstrom's for six hours prior -- really.

So by the time that he actually had a willing, excited and non-octagenarian audience to jam with him, well, he was READY.

And KISSING PEOPLE.

And by people, I mean girls. Girls who are his friends. Don't get any ideas here. The guy's expecting a baby, c'mon.

As a special treat, the Hangout's plumbing was functioning. Thanks, Tony. You're so kind.

But boy, this crowd was on his level, putting up with everything he had to dish out.

For instance....

He played a song that sampled Chris Rock saying, "Women will dance to the NASTIEST SHIT." And then the song went, "Smackemwithadick, smacksmackemwithadick."

And we danced.

Miles? You are loved.

DJ Brain Mix

I was on myspace when DJ Brain from Switzerland sent me a mix of somee underground hip-hop goodness. I dug it..maybe you will too. Enjoy

DJ BRAIN MIX